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Description: đ„ The perfect tee for the unapologetic and bold.
đ Ancient wisdom never lubes the truth. đ„
Timeless. Brutal. Hilariously accurate. This tee delivers the cold, hard truth with the deadpan delivery of a philosopherâbut the attitude of someone whoâs been through some sh*t. With clean lines and mock-scholarly style, The Dildo of Consequences Tee is the ultimate flex for those whoâve learned their lessons the hard way. đ€·ââïž Whether itâs karma, chaos, or just Tuesday, this shirt reminds the world: you were warned. Printed on premium soft fabric, itâs made to survive both poor decisions and the aftermath. đ„đ
Wear your trauma like a badgeâwith Rebel Ink Tees!
Our Quality Promise: Premium blanks. Expert prints. No compromises.
đ Premium Fit: Unisex and built to move with you â not against you.
đ Luxury Fabric: Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (Heather blends may vary).
đ Ridiculously Soft: Lightweight, breathable, and smooth as your best comeback.
đ Made Right: Printed, packaged, and shipped locally based on your location (US, Canada, or UK).
đ Lasting Design: Bold prints that donât fade, crack, or peel â wash after wash.
Size Chart: Find Your Perfect Fit.
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Shipping & Returns: Fast. Fair. Hassle-Free.
FREE SHIPPING on eligible orders over 50 in the U.S. and over 75 outside the U.S.(shown in your local currency at checkout).
Orders typically ship within 3â5 business days. Delivery times vary by location and will be shown at checkout.
(Some items may use weight-based rates.)đ Returns â Satisfaction Guaranteed
We stand behind every damn thing we make.
If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, weâll make it right â fast.
Eligibility:
âïž Report the issue within 30 days of delivery
âïž Item unused and in original condition (unless defective)
Contact us at support@rebelinkdesigns.com to start your return or refund.
â ïž Most items are made to order â so we canât accept returns for âchanged my mind.â
But if somethingâs not right, weâll take care of it.
(Policy subject to change without notice.)
All Orders Ship In 3-5 Days: No delays. Just badass gear.
Each Rebel Ink Designs product is made to order, ensuring you get fresh, high-quality gear every time. Orders typically ship within 3-5 business days, though we aim to get most shipped out even sooner!
Unapologetic Quality T-Shirts
At Rebel Ink Designs, we believe what you wear says something about who you are. Thatâs why we create shirts that embody boldness, authenticity, and unapologetic individuality. Built with premium materials and attention to detail, our shirts are designed to lastâbecause when you stand for something, it deserves to stand the test of time. Rebel Ink is more than a t-shirt; itâs a statement of quality and purpose.
Comfort Built for Rebels
We believe self-expression shouldnât come at the cost of comfort. At Rebel Ink Designs, we start with the belief that when you feel good, you can live boldly. Thatâs why our shirts are crafted to be as soft and lightweight as they are durable. Whether youâre pushing boundaries or just kicking back, weâre here to make sure you feel comfortable being unapologetically you.
Relentless Customer Care
We believe that buying bold designs should be just as effortless as wearing them. At Rebel Ink Designs, weâre committed to ensuring your experience is seamless from start to finish. From fast, reliable shipping to a customer service team that truly cares, weâre here to help you express yourself without the hassle. Because when you stand for something, we stand with you.