Sarcasm Is My First Language Cursing Is Probably My Second Women's V-N

Sarcasm Is My First Language Cursing Is Probably My Second Women's V-Neck Tee | Rebel Ink Designs

Sarcasm Is My First Language Cursing Is Probably My Second

V-Neck

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Color Dark Grey Heather Solid Black Blend Heather Navy Heather Slate Berry Heather Mauve Turquoise Solid White Blend

Size S M L XL 2XL

Size Guide

Bella+Canvas 3001 — Unisex Tee

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Chest (in)	18	20	22	24	26	28
Length (in)	28	29	30	31	32	33

6405CVC — Women's V-Neck

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest (in)	16	17	18.5	20	21.5
Length (in)	25.5	26	26.5	27	27.5

1012 — Women's Crop Tank

Runs small. If yours are store-bought, size up and thank us later.

Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest (in, flat)	13¼	14	14¾	15¾	16¾	17¾
CF Length (in)	12¼	12⅝	13	13⅜	13¾	14⅛
CB Length (in)	10⅜	10¾	11⅛	11½	11⅞	12¼

Source: Bella+Canvas official spec sheet. CF = center front, CB = center back (the back hem sits slightly longer for coverage).

3480 — Men's Tank

Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest (in)	17	18	20	22	24	26
Length (in)	27	28	29	30	31	32

Yupoong 6245CM — Dad Cap

Style	Fit
Dad Cap	One size (adjustable, fits 55–60 cm)

Richardson 112 — Trucker

Style	Fit
Trucker	One size (adjustable snapback)

When in doubt, size up.

Bilingual, technically, if you count sarcasm and profanity as languages.

You learned sarcasm before you learned most social cues, and somehow it stuck permanently while everything else came and went. Cursing filled in the gaps somewhere around your teenage years and never left. Together they've handled basically every conversation you've had since.

People keep expecting a translated, professional version for certain rooms, certain relatives, certain job interviews. That version has never actually shown up. What you've got is what everyone gets.

Rebel Ink is bilingual too, unofficially.