Perimenopause, Because Puberty Wasn't Dramatic Enough Women's Crop Tan

Perimenopause, Because Puberty Wasn't Dramatic Enough Women's Crop Tank | Rebel Ink Designs

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Size Guide

Bella+Canvas 3001 — Unisex Tee

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Chest (in)	18	20	22	24	26	28
Length (in)	28	29	30	31	32	33

6405CVC — Women's V-Neck

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest (in)	16	17	18.5	20	21.5
Length (in)	25.5	26	26.5	27	27.5

1012 — Women's Crop Tank

Runs small. If yours are store-bought, size up and thank us later.

Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest (in, flat)	13¼	14	14¾	15¾	16¾	17¾
CF Length (in)	12¼	12⅝	13	13⅜	13¾	14⅛
CB Length (in)	10⅜	10¾	11⅛	11½	11⅞	12¼

Source: Bella+Canvas official spec sheet. CF = center front, CB = center back (the back hem sits slightly longer for coverage).

3480 — Men's Tank

Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest (in)	17	18	20	22	24	26
Length (in)	27	28	29	30	31	32

Yupoong 6245CM — Dad Cap

Style	Fit
Dad Cap	One size (adjustable, fits 55–60 cm)

Richardson 112 — Trucker

Style	Fit
Trucker	One size (adjustable snapback)

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Round two of hormonal chaos, cropped for the occasion.

You threw this on for a hot flash you didn't schedule and a workout you're only half committed to. Your body's running its second hormonal rebellion and somehow you're supposed to act normal about it. So you laugh, you sweat, and you let the shirt do the talking.

Nobody warns you that hormones come back for a second round in your forties, angrier than before. This design is for the women who are done pretending it's fine and started making jokes instead. Because laughing at it beats crying in the frozen food aisle.

Rebel Ink, keeping it honest about round two.

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Premium Bella Canvas 1012 crop tank. Runs small — if yours are store-bought, size up and thank us later. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.