Only Healthy Crap in Here Tote Bag
Only Healthy Crap in Here Tote Bag
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🍷 Fake wellness, real booze — because hydration is overrated 😂🥂
Ditch the kale and carry the cocktails—this tote says what we’re all thinking. 🍸😏 Whether you’re hitting the farmer’s market or sneaking wine into book club, this bag keeps it real with zero apologies. Made from durable, high-quality fabric and big enough for your booze and your lies, it’s the perfect sidekick for anyone tired of fake wellness trends. 💅🛍️
Wear your trauma like a badge—with Rebel Ink Tees!
• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Our Quality Promise: Premium blanks. Expert prints. No compromises.
🔥 Built for comfort. Designed to last. Printed with attitude. 🔥
We don’t cut corners, we cut through the noise. Every Rebel Ink shirt starts with a Bella+Canvas® 3001 — one of the softest, best-fitting tees on the planet.
🌟 Premium Fit: Unisex and tailored to move with you — not against you.
🌟 Luxury Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (Heather blends may vary).
🌟 Ridiculously Soft: Lightweight, breathable, and smooth as your best comeback.
🌟 Made Right: Printed, packaged, and shipped from the USA with care (and a little attitude).
🌟 Lasting Design: Bold prints that don’t fade, crack, or peel — no matter how often you wash ‘em.
💀 Quality you can feel. Comfort you can live in. Style that refuses to apologize.
Size Chart: Find Your Perfect Fit.

Shipping & Returns: Fast. Fair. Hassle-Free.
🚚 Shipping & Returns
FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $35 — no surprises at checkout. Orders ship within 3–5 business days and typically arrive in 2–5 days once shipped.
(Some items may use weight-based rates.)
🔁 Returns – Satisfaction Guaranteed
We stand behind every damn thing we make.
If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we’ll make it right — fast.
Eligibility:
✔️ Return requested within 30 days of purchase
✔️ Item unused and in original condition
Contact us at support@rebelinkdesigns.com to start your return or refund.
⚠️ Most of our designs are final sale — they’re custom, just like you.
But if something’s not right, we’ll take care of it.
(Policy subject to change without notice.)
All Orders Ship In 3-5 Days: No delays. Just badass gear.
Each Rebel Ink Designs product is made to order, ensuring you get fresh, high-quality gear every time. Orders typically ship within 3-5 business days, though we aim to get most shipped out even sooner!
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At Rebel Ink Designs, we believe what you wear says something about who you are. That’s why we create shirts that embody boldness, authenticity, and unapologetic individuality. Built with premium materials and attention to detail, our shirts are designed to last—because when you stand for something, it deserves to stand the test of time. Rebel Ink is more than a t-shirt; it’s a statement of quality and purpose.
Comfort Built for Rebels
We believe self-expression shouldn’t come at the cost of comfort. At Rebel Ink Designs, we start with the belief that when you feel good, you can live boldly. That’s why our shirts are crafted to be as soft and lightweight as they are durable. Whether you’re pushing boundaries or just kicking back, we’re here to make sure you feel comfortable being unapologetically you.
Relentless Customer Care
We believe that buying bold designs should be just as effortless as wearing them. At Rebel Ink Designs, we’re committed to ensuring your experience is seamless from start to finish. From fast, reliable shipping to a customer service team that truly cares, we’re here to help you express yourself without the hassle. Because when you stand for something, we stand with you.