At least you’ve got standards.

This design is dark humor done right—bold, sarcastic, and just self-aware enough to make people laugh before they double-take. It’s for those who cope with chaos using wit, irony, and a very strong sense of perspective. Equal parts honesty and humor, this one delivers a punchline that lands hard without trying too hard.

Say it without saying another word—wear it from Rebel Ink.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!