Some stories start with "don't worry about it." This is one.

Somebody asked how your weekend went, and you gave them the short version because the long version needs a lawyer present. You're not proud, but you're also not exactly sorry. Bail was posted, lessons were not learned, and here you are.

Nobody needs the play-by-play when the ending tells the whole story. This design is for the people who'd rather wear the punchline than repeat the details one more time. Some stories are better left as a shirt.

Rebel Ink for the ones with a story and no regrets.