A short list of qualifications for anyone who wants your attention

The requirements are posted in bold block letters, and the closing line is a cursive goodbye with some profanity attached. Feed, finance, or flirt your way into the conversation, or politely move along. Your attention has a price of admission, and nobody is getting a discount.

Wear it to girls’ night, the bar patio, or any event where the wrong person might ask for your number. It’s a soft unisex tee with a classic fit and a bold print. Give one to the friend who has a very short list and zero guilt about it.

Rebel Ink posts the terms so you never have to explain them.