Offended for about four seconds, then ready for round two.

You act scandalized just long enough to make it believable. Then the grin shows up and gives the whole game away. Your friends read the front twice and still can't believe you wore it out.

The setup reads like a complaint and the punchline flips it into an invitation. It's the kind of humor that makes strangers blush and old friends cackle. The Unisex Hoodie keeps the joke warm all winter.

Rebel Ink never met a mixed message it didn't want to print.