Your mother warned them about you, and they still showed up.

Bold block lettering announces the warning, and the small print underneath delivers the punchline. You’re the friend who turns one drink into a story nobody can fully repeat. Everyone knows exactly what they signed up for, and somehow nobody wants to leave.

It’s a soft, lightweight unisex tee with a classic fit that goes from the bar to the boat to the long way home. Wear it to girls’ night, game day, or any gathering that needed a little less supervision. Give it to the friend who has never once suggested calling it a night.

Rebel Ink prints the disclaimer so you never have to say it twice.