{"title":"Drink Responsibly Was Not The Assignment","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"drink-responsibly-was-not-the-assignment-graphic-tee-rebel-ink-designs","title":"Drink Responsibly Was Not The Assignment Graphic Tee | Rebel Ink Designs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSomewhere along the way, moderation got left off the syllabus.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou showed up to the party with the best intentions and a plan to pace yourself. That plan lasted about one round. Somewhere between the second pour and the third, responsibility clocked out early.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEveryone talks a big game about drinking responsibly right up until the bottle actually shows up on the table. You read the assignment, you just didn't do the homework. Some lessons take a few tries.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRebel Ink isn't grading this one.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rebel Ink Designs","offers":[{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":43121204068423,"sku":"1962359_8460","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":43121204101191,"sku":"1962359_8461","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":43121204133959,"sku":"1962359_8462","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43121204166727,"sku":"1962359_8463","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121204199495,"sku":"1962359_8464","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43121204232263,"sku":"1962359_8465","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":43121203675207,"sku":"1962359_8923","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":43121203707975,"sku":"1962359_8924","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":43121203740743,"sku":"1962359_8925","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43121203773511,"sku":"1962359_8926","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121203806279,"sku":"1962359_8927","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43121203839047,"sku":"1962359_8928","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":43121203871815,"sku":"1962359_8509","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":43121203904583,"sku":"1962359_8510","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":43121203937351,"sku":"1962359_8511","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43121203970119,"sku":"1962359_8512","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121204002887,"sku":"1962359_8513","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43121204035655,"sku":"1962359_8514","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Clay \/ S","offer_id":43121204265031,"sku":"1962359_22032","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Clay \/ M","offer_id":43121204297799,"sku":"1962359_22033","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Clay \/ L","offer_id":43121204330567,"sku":"1962359_22034","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Clay \/ XL","offer_id":43121204363335,"sku":"1962359_22035","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Clay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121204396103,"sku":"1962359_22036","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ S","offer_id":43121204428871,"sku":"1962359_18619","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ M","offer_id":43121204461639,"sku":"1962359_18620","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ L","offer_id":43121204494407,"sku":"1962359_18621","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ XL","offer_id":43121204527175,"sku":"1962359_18622","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121204559943,"sku":"1962359_18623","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":43121204592711,"sku":"1962359_4021","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":43121204625479,"sku":"1962359_4022","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":43121204658247,"sku":"1962359_4023","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":43121204691015,"sku":"1962359_4024","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121204723783,"sku":"1962359_4025","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":43121204756551,"sku":"1962359_5296","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ S","offer_id":43121204789319,"sku":"1962359_18635","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ M","offer_id":43121204822087,"sku":"1962359_18636","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ L","offer_id":43121204854855,"sku":"1962359_18637","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":43121204887623,"sku":"1962359_18638","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121204920391,"sku":"1962359_18639","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":43121204953159,"sku":"1962359_18640","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":43121204985927,"sku":"1962359_21602","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":43121205018695,"sku":"1962359_21603","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":43121205051463,"sku":"1962359_21604","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":43121205084231,"sku":"1962359_21605","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121205116999,"sku":"1962359_21606","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":43121205149767,"sku":"1962359_6948","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":43121205182535,"sku":"1962359_6949","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":43121205215303,"sku":"1962359_6950","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43121205248071,"sku":"1962359_6951","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121205280839,"sku":"1962359_6952","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43121205313607,"sku":"1962359_6953","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/5152\/6727\/files\/t-shirt-dark-grey-heather-s-drink-responsibly-was-not-the-assignment-graphic-tee-rebel-ink-designs-1255512392.jpg?v=1787427192"},{"product_id":"drink-responsibly-was-not-the-assignment-womens-v-neck-tee-rebel-ink-designs","title":"Drink Responsibly Was Not The Assignment Women's V-Neck Tee | Rebel Ink Designs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou read the label. You just didn't follow the instructions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou poured the first glass with every intention of stopping there, maybe having a second if the night called for it. The night called for it. By the fourth pour, moderation was a distant, fading concept.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEveryone nods along when the bartender mentions pacing yourself, right before ordering the next round anyway. You stopped pretending that plan applied to you a while ago. Some assignments just never make it to the finish line.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRebel Ink accepts late work, no excuses needed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rebel Ink Designs","offers":[{"title":"Turquoise \/ S","offer_id":43121207803975,"sku":"4954084_23529","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ M","offer_id":43121207836743,"sku":"4954084_23530","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ L","offer_id":43121207869511,"sku":"4954084_23531","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ XL","offer_id":43121207902279,"sku":"4954084_23532","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121207935047,"sku":"4954084_23533","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ S","offer_id":43121206820935,"sku":"4954084_19863","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ M","offer_id":43121206853703,"sku":"4954084_19864","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ L","offer_id":43121206886471,"sku":"4954084_19865","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ XL","offer_id":43121206919239,"sku":"4954084_19866","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121206952007,"sku":"4954084_19867","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":43121206984775,"sku":"4954084_19878","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":43121207017543,"sku":"4954084_19879","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":43121207050311,"sku":"4954084_19880","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43121207083079,"sku":"4954084_19881","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121207115847,"sku":"4954084_19882","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":43121207148615,"sku":"4954084_19858","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":43121207181383,"sku":"4954084_19859","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":43121207214151,"sku":"4954084_19860","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43121207246919,"sku":"4954084_19861","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121207279687,"sku":"4954084_19862","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ S","offer_id":43121207312455,"sku":"4954084_19883","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ M","offer_id":43121207345223,"sku":"4954084_19884","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ L","offer_id":43121207377991,"sku":"4954084_19885","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ XL","offer_id":43121207410759,"sku":"4954084_19886","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121207443527,"sku":"4954084_19887","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":43121207476295,"sku":"4954084_23519","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":43121207509063,"sku":"4954084_23520","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":43121207541831,"sku":"4954084_23521","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":43121207574599,"sku":"4954084_23522","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121207607367,"sku":"4954084_23523","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ S","offer_id":43121207640135,"sku":"4954084_19868","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ M","offer_id":43121207672903,"sku":"4954084_19869","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ L","offer_id":43121207705671,"sku":"4954084_19870","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":43121207738439,"sku":"4954084_19871","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121207771207,"sku":"4954084_19872","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ S","offer_id":43121207967815,"sku":"4954084_19873","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ M","offer_id":43121208000583,"sku":"4954084_19874","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ L","offer_id":43121208033351,"sku":"4954084_19875","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ XL","offer_id":43121208066119,"sku":"4954084_19876","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121208098887,"sku":"4954084_19877","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/5152\/6727\/files\/t-shirt-turquoise-s-drink-responsibly-was-not-the-assignment-women-s-v-neck-tee-rebel-ink-designs-1255512383.jpg?v=1787426651"},{"product_id":"drink-responsibly-was-not-the-assignment-womens-crop-tank-rebel-ink-designs","title":"Drink Responsibly Was Not The Assignment Women's Crop Tank | Rebel Ink Designs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou highlighted the label. You still didn't follow it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou showed up with a plan, a pace, and genuinely good intentions about tonight's drink count. The patio had other ideas. Somewhere around the third round, the plan quietly excused itself from the conversation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEveryone swears they're just having one and meaning it, right up until the group decides otherwise. You stopped fighting that current a while back. Some assignments just don't survive contact with a Saturday.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRebel Ink offers zero make-up work.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rebel Ink Designs","offers":[{"title":"Solid Pink Blend \/ XS","offer_id":43121209442375,"sku":"5918516_20133","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Pink Blend \/ S","offer_id":43121209475143,"sku":"5918516_20140","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Pink Blend \/ M","offer_id":43121209507911,"sku":"5918516_20147","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Pink Blend \/ L","offer_id":43121209540679,"sku":"5918516_20154","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Pink Blend \/ XL","offer_id":43121209573447,"sku":"5918516_20161","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Pink Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121209606215,"sku":"5918516_20168","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ XS","offer_id":43121208655943,"sku":"5918516_20131","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ S","offer_id":43121208688711,"sku":"5918516_20138","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ M","offer_id":43121208721479,"sku":"5918516_20145","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ L","offer_id":43121208754247,"sku":"5918516_20152","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ XL","offer_id":43121208787015,"sku":"5918516_20159","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121208819783,"sku":"5918516_20166","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Blend \/ XS","offer_id":43121208852551,"sku":"5918516_20132","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Blend \/ S","offer_id":43121208885319,"sku":"5918516_20139","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Blend \/ M","offer_id":43121208918087,"sku":"5918516_20146","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Blend \/ L","offer_id":43121208950855,"sku":"5918516_20153","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Blend \/ XL","offer_id":43121208983623,"sku":"5918516_20160","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121209016391,"sku":"5918516_20167","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43121209049159,"sku":"5918516_20129","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":43121209081927,"sku":"5918516_20136","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":43121209114695,"sku":"5918516_20143","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":43121209147463,"sku":"5918516_20150","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43121209180231,"sku":"5918516_20157","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121209212999,"sku":"5918516_20164","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Baby Blue Blend \/ XS","offer_id":43121209245767,"sku":"5918516_20130","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Baby Blue Blend \/ S","offer_id":43121209278535,"sku":"5918516_20137","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Baby Blue Blend \/ M","offer_id":43121209311303,"sku":"5918516_20144","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Baby Blue Blend \/ L","offer_id":43121209344071,"sku":"5918516_20151","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Baby Blue Blend \/ XL","offer_id":43121209376839,"sku":"5918516_20158","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Baby Blue Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121209409607,"sku":"5918516_20165","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ XS","offer_id":43121209638983,"sku":"5918516_20135","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ S","offer_id":43121209671751,"sku":"5918516_20142","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ M","offer_id":43121209704519,"sku":"5918516_20149","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ L","offer_id":43121209737287,"sku":"5918516_20156","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ XL","offer_id":43121209770055,"sku":"5918516_20163","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":43121209802823,"sku":"5918516_20170","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/5152\/6727\/files\/womens-micro-rib-tank-top-solid-pink-blend-front-6a89e8303c133.jpg?v=1787429865"}],"url":"https:\/\/rebelinkdesigns.com\/collections\/drink-responsibly-was-not-the-assignment.oembed","provider":"Rebel Ink Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}